Two Rules: Read Me To Find Out

There is two things that I know so far for a fact.

1. Nothing ever happens in isolation and if you don't go after what you want you will be stuck in a spot that is comfortable.

2. I make a lot of choices off of my first instinct where more often then not I never regret but I jump at many things with my lack of patience in the waiting game. (The rule is I suppose is don't be scared of the outcome)

This could all be flawed still conducting my own research for your own personal humor. 

Many times as a human we are eager beavers to be intrigued or interested in things. For instance today I was in a pickle and don't get me wrong I love pickles. Like I am the weirdo who likes the pickles in the jungle cruise area of Disneyland. I could probably eat like ten of them. I couldn't imagine anybody wanting to kiss someone after that. Anyways, my pickle, I was brightly greeted by my teacher this morning who quite frankly is actually a bigger mess than me. However, she is older than me so I have plenty of time to catch up. So i received a compliment from my teacher she told me I was looking fine as hell in my ratchet leggings that I have. Sat down and then my secret undercover crush walked in and he was wearing something that she too then complimented which I mean he wasn't looking half bad. So I'm sitting there and this other man walks in and I turn around because we are sorta acquaintances but also he's kinda a lot to process at 8 A.M. anyways, so he smiles at me and I quote he says "damn girl you looking fine today". Kudos to the man for taking a leap I smiled and just started sweating. I tend to avoid male contact unless I know he's a homie or I'm confident that I am down too. So for research purposes the story continues.. At the end of class he taps me on the shoulder and says to me " whats your snapchat". RULE NUMBER ONE ABOUT MY SOCIAL MEDIA IS I TRUCKING HATE SNAPCHAT. Plain and simple. So research continues and I say in my head "Girl, just be a nice civilian give the man your number you never know.". I proceeded to give him my number and poof my phone number is yet again in another humans phone. That call may have been a mistake. Well, here we are I made the decision all too quick. Damn my first reaction. Nothing ever ever happens in isolation. I stalled leaving my class because I knew I wasn't ready for small talk with him. Since, I did a solid stall I ended up walking a the same time as the crush. So we are walking and talking and done deal we are sitting talking at a bench. YEEHAW. Here we are ladies and gentlemen we made it to the big leagues. So, I had a hot minute chatting with this fellow and now we are getting married with 2.5 kids. JUST KIDDING. Gross. Well, moral of this post is if you don't put yourself put there nothing will ever happen. It may make me look like a goon but hey, Goonies never die. I asked for his number and he said " You might ignore me like (man who won't be named in other class)" he smiled then left me in front of my classroom door. Have you ever seen the movie "He's Just Not That Into You"? Classic case. Stand by for intermission there will definitely be more to report. THE CHASE IS ON MY FRIENDS GAME TIME.